Hi, fandom. My au wasn’t cooperating today.

So instead you all get a fluffy in-universe drabble. 

(also found on AO3)

A Kiss of True Love

She kissed Diaval after Aurora’s coronation.

They’d flown together, the first time she’d flown for pure enjoyment in over sixteen years, and only after the sun had set and both were exhausted did they land. She had transformed him upon landing. It was a habit developed in the later years of his serving her; when she didn’t need him to fly, he was a man. He didn’t seem to mind, and Maleficent knew from experience that if he did mind, he would have let her know.

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pocketclocked said:

I already did yellow but you know what I’ll do it again

Yellow: 7 (MORE) facts about my childhood

  1. I fucking loved baby dolls. My childhood maternal instinct was hella
  2. I was already in love with the country of Ireland.
  3. Toonami. That’s a fact about my childhood.
  4. I was the most gullible little creature.
  5. My friends and I played a Harry Potter role-play at recess and we’d already called HarryxGinny years before canon gave it to us.
  6. I watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and Ferris Bueler’s Day off like at least once a year and I’m pretty sure that had a hand in defining my sense of humor.
  7. I was obsessed with Avril Lavigne for a while
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shootthewizard said:
Blue, Yellow

Blue: 9 facts about my family.

  1. My parents are still married but it’s a fairly disfunctional thing.
  2. My brother and I get along swimmingly and always have.
  3. My mom’s side of the family is lovely and I love all of them and wish they lived closer.
  4. My dad’s side of the family is a lot of fun but also full of disfunction and it’s near impossible to get them all together.
  5. My dad is a really good artist.
  6. My mom can tell you everything about every part in every fighter jet that’s out there. Every single part. In detail. That’s her job.
  7. My cousin Evan works for a company that builds/creates/designs board and tabletop games.
  8. No one else in my family likes to read so IDK where I got it from.
  9. All the extended family lives in Minnesota.

Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood

  1. I had the happiest childhood.
  2. I was babysat every summer until I was 10 by family with three daughters and it was probably the best experience growing up. I look back on those summers with like the happiest memories
  3. I was a terrible student. just awful.
  4. I was terrified of thunderstorms.
  5. I made up a lot of stories that will never be written.
  6. I loved mud and dirt and running barefoot through the field in our backyard and I loved doing it all in floral sundresses.
  7. I was in the nurses office just about everyday.
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Professor Cop Who Gets Away With Murder.

I would like to thank the letters C & S.

They call me The Pedestrian

Little civilian casualty

The Great Civilian Casualty

The spectacular human civilian casualty

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Purple: 10 facts about my room.
Blue: 9 facts about my family.
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town.
Red: 5 facts about my bestfriend(s).
Pink: 4 facts about my parents.
White: 3 facts about my personality.
Grey: 2 facts about my favourite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like.

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Meaghann tagged me so

6 selfies that make me feel good about myself

I learned two things here: 1. I don’t take that many selfies actually. 2. I think I look equally awful in all of them so

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why is this chapter being so difficult?

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me: i love [favorite fictional character] so much
friend: ok
me: no you dont understand
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Radical Orpheus descends to the underworld.

he wrote eurydice power ballads with guitar solos so intense they made hades headbang

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Sometimes I remember that OUAT killed Neal.

And then I’m upset for the rest of the day.

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